Tuesday, 25 September 2012

The ManUre Super Troll Thread!



By Shivashankar


After watching those atrocious decisions of Halsey, ruining and demolishing Liverpool at Anfield, I was left fuming. Football, there used to be some moral and values associated with it. Those days are gone. Barcelona and Man Utd have taken the game to a new low. Buying, breeding and brooding with refs.



Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding.
-                              -  Henri Ducard - The Batman Begins


What a wonderful line, foretold by Chris Nolan in the Batman Begins and how apt is this?!
I dedicate this “Super Troll” thread to all football fans (especially for the Liverpool fans, as Man Uri and the refs have shamed the game).

Kick-off - Ferggie

A super troll to kick off this super thread!

How does Ferggie win his games, cups and er, red cards and penalties?!



What is ROI – Return on Investment?!
What is ‘Value for Money’?
You need not be a management graduate to be reply. Ask Ferggie!


Refs

Howard Webb, Utd’s traditional 12th man, was not in this game, but still, how effective was his replacement, Halsey?!


Stevie G - Non Troll - Respect

This thread's only non troll  post.

It was an epic goal by this legend. Playing with 10 men, against 12 uts players (yes, ref included), still scored a beautiful goal.


Howard Webb

Howard Webb might have swung so so so many matches and situations in Utd’s favour. So, how does he rate his protégé? :P

Thumbs up!!


Liv’pool Vs Manure

What a bloody mistake! When Evans did a similar tackle, he went off unpunished. When Shelvey did, it was a straight red. Atrocious.


Refs contract

Man Utd does not have an efficient youth academy that. We all know that.
But they do have an academy that really has an eye for talent.

Chirs Foy. Howard Webb. The latest recruit? :P

Ferggie and ref

Ferggie again. The red card flashed to Shelvey was ridiculous. It changed the course of the game, but ref, again favoured Utd. What a dive by Valencia, and it was a foregone conclusion.

Antonio Valencia, you are a shame to his game. (Meanwhile, yes, you are a true Utd player and a team mate of Ashley Young!)
Liv'pool vs refs

It certainly was Liverpool vs Refs Utd, rather than Manchested Utd. Pity that the game was taken so low by Ferggie and his Refs.

Barca and Manure

Barca have created a monopoly. Er, not by playing the pass-pass-pass-and-bore-you-to-death football, but by buying refs, UEFA and FIFA.

Now, who is a match to them? Of course ManUre!


Refs – Howard webb and Hasley

Lol – Epic. Ferggie, why you no introduce your new signing to Webb?!


Same style, same passion and same favouritism :P and same club loyalty !


ManUre

This is atypical of Man Uri*al. Lie, cheat and steal (or rather buy refs?! :P )



And again. Quite obvious!

Liv pool vs Ref's utd

Exactly. Liverpool 1 – Halsey 2.



Man of the match

Who will you pick as the man of the match? Old Trafford faithful’s have their unanimous pick!
And that too in a special United’s Referee Jersey


Shelvey

Will he ever stop doing that?

Nope, again quoting Batman Begins, “But it's not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you.” CHEATS.


Best Debut

Oscar, Chelsea’s wonder kid had a ultimate debut. But what about united’s new recruit?!


World vs ManUre

Dooms day? December 2012? Nothing to fear about. Man Uri won’t stop buying refs and there is absolutely no reason to panic!


An Epic Conclusion– Uefalona vs Manure

The most eagerly awaited clash. Who will come out as the winner?! Who will pay more?! Who will buy more refs?!



This page is also dedicated to Dr. Sa T, co founder of this blog, who sometime back (about a decade back, or is it a zillion years?!), wrote a couple of post match analysis of ManUre :P

Keep reading Header and Footer!

And keep trolling Man Uri!

Friday, 21 September 2012

The Best of Trolls!




By Shivashankar

It has been a long time since we had posts from Header and Footer. Since the mods of this wonderful blog never miss a game of football but strangely, they hardly find time to write a piece of article!

So, let the posts begin!



Trolling is one of the best entertainments! And believe me, if you are feeling very low, these memes and trolls cheer you up.
 In this post, I have compiled a collection of few wonderful trolls. Way to go!


Messi

Let's start with a top class troll! And how about Messi for a start?!

People (rather messi fans) began rambling when the pea sized striker scored a rare hat-trick for Argentina vs arch rivals Brazil.
But what they forgot to not was, it was Brazil’s C (or D?!) team!!



Messi, again!

Here is one more for our European Golden boot nominee. Give him the boot!!




Torres

We had a wonderful Euro 2012. But what happened with Torres? He started the competition in his trademark style; misses the chance to score from an open goal!!

Deserves to be trolled, over and over!!


 Sheva

Shevchenko, the legend of AC Milan and Ukraine, lightened up the competition in his home ground of Kiev, when he scored two wonderful goals.

Want to question his aerial abilities now?!


 CR

Too much has been said about Messi fans (or rather people jealous of CR) chanting messi’s name to demoralize him. But who had the last laugh?!

After CR’s superb performance in the Euro’s, CR’s name was chanted in a few of Messi’s matches.
Even recently, during Argentina’s WC qualifier against Peru, messi was booed and CR chants were made  :P




Mou

What has Mou accomplished in 2 years?!
He scared the heck out of Pep!

Despite the Cules ridiculously saying that Pep left on his own terms, it is a well-known fact that Mou forced Pep to quit Barca. Period.
Mou has won league titles at England, Spain, Italy and Portugal. Can Pep match that?
Not even in dreams(or in FIFA 13/PES)!! Here is one for you Pep!



 Real vs Barca

Last season, Real’s fantastic tridente, scored an incredible number of goals and created a record for the number of goals and the number of points.

What is Uefa-lona..er…Barca’s reply?! :P



Man Utd

How can I leave out Man Utd from this list?!

Dr. Sa T, who is recovering from his biking heroics, will definitely agree with me.
Also, more than a troll, this one is a well-known global fact!



Recently, Goal.com had conducted a poll, among its readers for predicting the winner of UCL 2012/13.
Guess who won?
1. Man Utd.
2. Chelsea
3. Barca
4. Arsenal
5. Real Madrid

Q: Where did Bayern Munich go? And how did they place Real and Barca so low?
A: The poll was held at U.K.  :P
(Please read the comments at the end of the goal.com’s page for more trolls :P )

More posts to follow.

Keep reading Header and Footer! :)