Monday, 21 January 2013

European Team of the Year 2012



 By Shivashankar

After yet another fascinating year of football, it’s time to choose the best, among the rest.  We have seen European championships, league sessions and a champions league finale in 2012 to pick the best XI.




Goalkeeper: Iker Casillas



The best Goalkeeper across Europe and the world, without any doubt or any competition has to be Iker Casillas. Iker has led Spain to another Euro triumph and Real Madrid to liga #32. La Liga #32 would be more special for Iker, as Real trashed Barcelona FC (resulting in Pep G, running away from Spain) and the rest of the clubs for a record number of goals and points.

Defenders:

Dani Carvajal (RB)



Dani Carvajal is the best young RB at the moment. He made his presence felt against Bayern Munich, his assist winning the game for Leverkusen. In 15 games so far, he has four assists and one goal. Far better than Dani Alves or Rafael.

Sergio Ramos (CB)



When Jose Mourinho shifted him from RB to CB, many eyebrows were raised. His performances have spoken volumes as a CB. For Spain and Real, Ramos has been rock solid.


Raphael Varane (CB)



Varane is perhaps the best young CB across the globe. He snubbed Man Utd, as he wisely choose Real and develop his career at the Bernabeu and he has rightly done so. Arial ability, knack of scoring goals, dribbling, tackling, positioning, strength, what more?! Varane has it all and rightly dubbed as the next Fernando Hierro.

 Marcelo (LB)



If you are in search of an excellent attacking LB, you have Marcelo. He owns the left flank, along with CR and La Liga knows how. Man City got a firsthand experience in the champions league. Dortmund escaped punishment as Marcelo got injured. He has even featured in the FIFpro XI, ahead of Lahm (if you are wondering why he is not mentioned here)

 Midfielders:

Mesut Ozil (CAM)



When someone says Iniesta/Xavi is the best midfielder, punch their nose and ask for stats. Mesut Ozil has the most number of assists across all of Europe, surpassing Iniesta, Pirlo, Xavi, CR, Lampard or anyone. The best CAM, imo. Strange that he has not made it in FIFpro’s XI, but he has been voted as the best German player.


Xabi Alonso (CM)



His performances have dramatically improved since his move from Liverpool. Xabi Alonso is the focal point in the midfield for Real Madrid as well as Spain. He plays a far deeper role for Real, wherein he dictates play. Has been used even as CB by Jose Mourinho, and the basque born Spaniard has proven his worth everytime. Impressive Euro 2012 as well as a stellar La Liga campaign.


Yaya Toure (CM)


The versatile midfielder can shift gears and can accommodate either defensively or join in the attack anytime. Played a very big part in City’s BPL triumph.

Juan Mata (RM)


Juan Mata is yet another product of “La Fabrica”. Undoubtedly, one of the best midfielders in Europe and has won the UCL in his debut season. Amazing performances has seen him cement his place in Del Bosque’s all conquering side.


Cristiano Ronaldo (LW)



CR is the man UEFA and FIFA love to hate and er, also to cheat. A couple of season’s back, when he won the Golden Boot, panelists took the view that even though he scored umpteen goals, his tally of silverware was not impressive. In 2012, when he had a prolific scoring record (both of club and country), coupled with a very very impressive La Liga triumph, criteria’s were changed. Leo messi won again as he failed to win any major silverware. Farce.


Forward: Falcao (ST)



El Tigre, as Falcao is known is chased by a lot of clubs for a staggering 40 million for him being a ‘complete striker’. The one you get to see in FIFA. He can score with his head, both legs, assist and dictate play.
Single handedly destroyed Chelsea in European Super Cup finals. (messi has not scored a goal against Petr cech or is he a complete striker, if you are wondering why he is not in the list)


Team of the year: Real Madrid- record breaking session and most feared team across Europe

Losers of the year: Barcelona – Messi won the Ballon d’Or, but what did Barca win? Mickey mouse cup and Pep cowardly ran off from La Liga.

Cheaters of the yearBarcelona again. Penalties, red cards, unfair calls, you name it you have it. But it was not Barcelona alone. Man Utd and Juventus come a close 2nd. No wonder they are top of their respective leagues.


Cules, if you are wondering why there are none from Catalonia, here is the reply. 
The talking (e)pic! 


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Tuesday, 1 January 2013

The Best Of 2012



By Shivashankar

The best of 2012 – a recap on some of the best moments from 2012, compiled from news as well as trolls.







New year/ transfer window



The best picture to start this post! Wish you all a very happy new year 2013 and a very happy transfer window for your club!!


Mesut Ozil – The best ‘10’ across Europe



Now, let’s start with the biggies of the year 2012. Midfield maestro Ozil has more assists than any other player across Europe! That’s HUGE. For long, people have called Xavi and Iniesta as the pass and assist masters. Is it? Stats prove otherwise. Even Benzema has more assists than Xavi. Enough of cule bickering. And I find it amusing that Ozil does not feature in FIFpro’s team of the season. Uefalona. Fair enough.


Legends and Displacement



Real Madrid legend, became a legend with Schalke  04, when he left the club when the season ended. His #7 jersey was retired and fans gave him a very emotional farewell.

Del Pierro left Juventus, who refused to offer him a contract, to Australia. But not before he helped his team to the Scudetto.

Michael Ballack announced his retirement, after his contract ended with Leverkusen. The guy who has more number of runners up medals than any modern day player, we take a bow.

Jose over pep


Jose Mourinho, stamped his authority over Barcelona as Real Madrid trashed Barcelona and became the Spanish kings for their liga #32. Real set a record for the number of points and number of goals in a season. Unable to match Real and Mou, pep announced that he was leaving Barcelona, humiliated by Real yet again. Bye bye baldie pep.


Ferggie – The toad and its load



When your team doesn’t play well, you have to better admit it. Ferggie has the habit of doing the exact opposite. When united were held by a brilliant Swansea team, coached by ex Real Madrid player Laudrup, he starts a different story. Remember how he hit becks?!

Spanish players troll


Spanish players reigned the troll arena as Torres, Busquets and Valdes claimed topped charts. Barcelona, apart from these two individuals, were also trolled n times as a team.


2012-2013 Season



The new season began on a wonderful note for 3 teams in the three big leagues. Helped by refs, linesmens, uefa, they have set records and have topped their respective leagues till the end of 2012.


Ozil vs xavi + iniesta – A comparison



How stupid can this get? A player has more assists than two players combined, in the best league across Europe, FIFA and UEFA claims he is not fit to be the best. Man Ure and Farca fans overlook stats and will tend to agree. But will that make the fact untrue?!

Raul vs messi



So much has been said about Messi. But can he even be compared with the legendary Raul Gonzalez? No.  Raul is the best club striker of all time. The leading scorer in Europe and with zero assists from Uefa and FIFA. I hope people remember the conspiracy due to which he did not win a Ballond’Or.


Late Octo Paul better than mayans



What a waste of time by people to believe in the Mayan Calendar?! Insane. The late Octopus Paul, which predicted the 2010 world matches, was way better!


Real Madrid vs Man Utd



The scariest though for all Man Utd fans, players and ferggie, is to face Real Madrid, twice in their champions league. They qualified top of their group, only to be drawn with RMCF…LOL!

Busquets Football Academy



How to play football the Busquets way? YOLO. His very own academy teaches or rather lets you dive into the game. If you really know what I mean!


Pic of the year 2012






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